Napalm

Napalm is so easy to make. You just need about one cup of gasoline, and about enough styrofoam to fill up a car. Theres some people writing files and saying for every cup of gasoline you need 5 peanuts, well these people deserved to be smacked in the face.This would make napalm, yes, but barely enough to cover a needle.

Okay, now you obviously allow the styrofoam to be eaten up by the gasoline. It resembels a yellow tinted sperm floating around. You pour out the gasoline from the cup but use like a spoon or something to hold hold the napalm inside the cup while pouring. Let this dry and vwa-la. Napalm.

You can make this into bricks or keep it as a gel. Ive never made it into a solid, but Ive read that you just add wheat flower, and bits of old newspaper, then let it sit in the sun for like 3 days. I will try this soon, and post my results.

I was experimenting around on day and found that mixing napalm with other flammable shit makes it really kewl when it burns. I like the gunpowder from those bigass texas bottle rockets. It like sparkels and makes a whooshing sound like air being released from a bottle when the napalm is lit.

And also, if your too much of a bum to go through the trouble of making the napalm, you can just use that Ethyl Alcohol based hand sanitizers. They can just be used in the gel form. Simply ignite it like normal napalm, and it burns just as well.