Fire.EXE

Okay, this is directely from The Anarchists Cookbook. Get about 30 strike anywhere matchsticks, and scrape of all the heads using a wooden kitchen spoon. Now open a 3 and a half inch floppy disk and remove the purple-black disk. Place all the heads inside the disk in an even layer. Paint over this with nail gloss and allow it to dry. Now replace the cover with all the screw, the spring and the black sliding peice. Paint all over the sides with the gloss and let it dry. Now give it to an unsuspecting victem andlet them put it in their computer. What it does is spark when it is being read by the computer and it ignites into flames and melts the silicone and shit.