Exploding car

Okay, this is how to wire a car to explode after about 10 minutes of being driven. Start out by gathering 3 feet of a thick fuse, several sticks of dynamite (pipe bombs work just as well), Duct tape, and some clamps. Go under the shut off and cooled down car. Place the explosives under any part of the car with the tape. Attach the fuses to the sticks and use the clamps to carry them to the manifold where it should be wrapped around several times.

This works because when the car is being driven the manifold heats up several hundred degrees. Most fuses ignite at around 450 degrees, so the fuses ignite the bombs explode...obviously Wether this kills the driver right off the bat, or just causes an accident, the damage is done.